{"id":5125,"date":"2026-08-22T17:41:17","date_gmt":"2026-08-22T15:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xn--lfsreisen-z7a.de\/?p=5125"},"modified":"2026-08-22T19:17:33","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T17:17:33","slug":"das-zuckmueckeninferno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xn--lfsreisen-z7a.de\/?p=5125","title":{"rendered":"Das Zuckm\u00fcckeninferno"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Durch den sehr warmen Sommertag am Samstag verschob sich Juttas Trainingsrunde f\u00fcr den Halbmarathon \u00fcber nun mittlerweile schon 14km auf den sehr fr\u00fchen Sonntag. Auch ich beteiligte mich mit immerhin 6km daran. So hatten wir unser Tagewerk bereits um kurz vor zehn Uhr erledigt und konnten danach den Rest des Tages genie\u00dfen. Das taten wir mit einem kleinen Ausflug zur Seebr\u00fccke in Sellin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Die Seebr\u00fccke<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Die versenkbare Kuppel am Ende der Seebr\u00fccke zum Eintauchen in die Ostsee <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

In Sellin gab es dann fantastischen Kuchen im Caf\u00e9 klein&fein und gratis obendrauf noch eine Lebensweisheit einer Mutter f\u00fcr ihren Sohn. \u201eDu musst in die Frauen investieren, Oskar\u201c. Da wird dem Sohnemann doch gleich auf dem weiteren Lebensweg etwas Bleibendes mitgegeben. Der schn\u00f6de Mammon ist n\u00e4mlich genau das, mit dem man auf die Suche nach der Lebensabschnittspartnerin gehen sollte und womit man die Auserw\u00e4hlte f\u00fcr sich einnehmen kann und wird. Aufgemerkt, Oskar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Der abendliche R\u00fcckweg vom leckeren Restaurant am Wasser in Alt Reddevitz mutierte dann \u00fcberraschenderweise in eine bedrohliche Mischung aus \u201eDie V\u00f6gel\u201c und \u201eDie Fliege\u201c. Es begann in der D\u00e4mmerung mit einem immer lauter werdenden Summen als w\u00e4ren irgendwelche Spezialisten mal wieder mit ihren Drohnen unterwegs, um ihren Nachbarn in den Pool zu linsen. Aber es stellte sich alsbald heraus, dass es sich um Abermillionen kleiner Insekten handelte, die in riesigen Schw\u00e4rmen in den Lichtkegeln der Stra\u00dfenlaternen tanzten. Man war also angehalten, m\u00f6glichst Mund und Nase geschlossen zu halten, w\u00e4hrend man halb geduckt und mit etlichen Ausweichman\u00f6vern die Stra\u00dfe entlang tanzte. Wie sich sp\u00e4ter herausstellte, wird es sich h\u00f6chstwahrscheinlich um das gr\u00f6\u00dfte jemals von Menschen beobachtete Zuckm\u00fcckeninferno gehandelt haben.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mund zu und durch<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Durch den sehr warmen Sommertag am Samstag verschob sich Juttas Trainingsrunde f\u00fcr den Halbmarathon \u00fcber nun mittlerweile schon 14km auf den sehr fr\u00fchen Sonntag. Auch ich beteiligte mich mit immerhin 6km daran. So hatten wir unser Tagewerk bereits um kurz vor zehn Uhr erledigt und konnten danach den Rest des Tages genie\u00dfen. 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